Bitchy Mayonnaise

Get in the car loser

malo-mart:

twilight princess is important to me because Link is saving the entire land rather than focusing on rescuing one person he cares about 

(via kayy-dee)

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

(via snorlaxatives)

theblackcatstirs:


shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via legendofnaruto)

2girlsandagay:

theveganabolitionist:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buggerygrips:

nagayeva:

Do we really have to take this?

A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words. 

Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.

I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up. 

So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?

Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.

I don’t want to have my titties banged.

I am not an easy lay.

I don’t deserve this.

Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?

Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.

how do people like this actually exist what the fuck

The only thing that made him back off was the idea that you already had another man in your life.

The only thing that made him back off was the idea that you already had another man that owned you.

This has the makings of a LIfetime Original Movie.  Or a restraining order.

xoElla

(via punchthosebuns)

polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

(via crrocs)