Bitchy Mayonnaise

Get in the car loser
K a k a s h i   f a c e ’ s ,   a l l   a r e   i n   l o v e .

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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It’s not that I’m not over him, I completely am. It’s just that in less than a month, I was completely replaced by him and his family. It’s as though I never existed. It makes me wonder if I was thought of as important, or loved by them. Was the last 4 years a waste? I gave up so much for him. Yes, that was my fault. But he was important to me. I was used, and thrown away when I was of no more use. Like a dirty tissue. Just goes to show that you really can never trust anyone. And knowing that hurts. I wish I was oblivious to this fact.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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i think folks sometimes forget that ‘adult’ link is still mentally ten years old
i mean shit’s gotta be rough for anyone but ten years old man

i think folks sometimes forget that ‘adult’ link is still mentally ten years old

i mean shit’s gotta be rough for anyone but ten years old man

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

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